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Top 10 Metallica Jokes

Posted on September 20, 2008
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Metallica's new record is out so it's a good time for some (stupid) Metallica jokes.

1. How do Metallica like their fish tacos?
Blackened
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2. Why did Metallica have to go first?
They pulled the Shortest Straw.

3. What do you call Metallica when they don't tell the truth?
Lars

 
4. Why are Clint Eastwood and Metallica going to hell?
They're The Unforgiven

5. What do Metallica fans say about the first five Metallica albums?
Nothing Else Matters

 
6. If AC/DC runs on electricity what does Metallica run on?
Battery
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6. What happened to Metallica when they played hockey on the frozen lake?
They were Trapped Under Ice

8. What do god and Metallica have in common?
Master of Puppets

9. Who is the hardest working person in Metallica?
Lars' lawyer
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10. Who is the 2nd hardest working person in Metallica?
James' psychiatrist
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Comments

3 Responses to “Top 10 Metallica Jokes”

  1. PQT on September 20th, 2008 4:57 am

    Why did Metallica cut their hair?

    Their Hairdresser said it was the only way to get all of the matted cum out.

  2. genocide on October 1st, 2008 1:21 pm

    how did metallica feel after the release of st.anger album?
    Broken,Beat & Scarred

  3. Oh my days on October 20th, 2008 8:00 pm

    This is so bad.

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