Top 10 Metallica Jokes
Posted on September 20, 2008
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Metallica's new record is out so it's a good time for some (stupid) Metallica jokes.
1. How do Metallica like their fish tacos?
Blackened
2. Why did Metallica have to go first?
They pulled the Shortest Straw.
3. What do you call Metallica when they don't tell the truth?
Lars
4. Why are Clint Eastwood and Metallica going to hell?
They're The Unforgiven
5. What do Metallica fans say about the first five Metallica albums?
Nothing Else Matters
6. If AC/DC runs on electricity what does Metallica run on?
Battery
6. What happened to Metallica when they played hockey on the frozen lake?
They were Trapped Under Ice
8. What do god and Metallica have in common?
Master of Puppets
9. Who is the hardest working person in Metallica?
Lars' lawyer
10. Who is the 2nd hardest working person in Metallica?
James' psychiatrist
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Why did Metallica cut their hair?
Their Hairdresser said it was the only way to get all of the matted cum out.
how did metallica feel after the release of st.anger album?
Broken,Beat & Scarred
This is so bad.
Why does MetallicA only use esp guitars because all the gibsons fell off with cliff. ^.^
these jokes are HORRIBLE!they’re boring!BOOOOOORING
3 talented guys sitting on a bench talking guy 1 say i think i must have the worlds smallestt arms guy 2 says i must have the worlds biggest head guy 3 says i must be the most musicly gived person in the world guy1 says we should got to guniess world record so they go guy1 comes out and says what do you know i do have the world smallest arms guy 2 comes out i do have the worlds biggest head then guy 3 come out and shouts WHO THE FUCK ARE METALLICA!!!
Metallica is nice at alllllll & these jokes are BORING
How does Lars feel when they play Justice songs? He feels frantic