Top 10 Metallica Jokes
Posted on September 20, 2008
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Metallica's new record is out so it's a good time for some (stupid) Metallica jokes.
1. How do Metallica like their fish tacos?
Blackened
2. Why did Metallica have to go first?
They pulled the Shortest Straw.
3. What do you call Metallica when they don't tell the truth?
Lars
4. Why are Clint Eastwood and Metallica going to hell?
They're The Unforgiven
5. What do Metallica fans say about the first five Metallica albums?
Nothing Else Matters
6. If AC/DC runs on electricity what does Metallica run on?
Battery
6. What happened to Metallica when they played hockey on the frozen lake?
They were Trapped Under Ice
8. What do god and Metallica have in common?
Master of Puppets
9. Who is the hardest working person in Metallica?
Lars' lawyer
10. Who is the 2nd hardest working person in Metallica?
James' psychiatrist
