Top 10 Metallica Jokes
Metallica’s new record is out so it’s a good time for some (stupid) Metallica jokes.
1. How do Metallica like their fish tacos?
Blackened
2. Why did Metallica have to go first?
They pulled the Shortest Straw.
3. What do you call Metallica when they don’t tell the truth?
Lars
4. Why are Clint Eastwood and Metallica going to hell?
They’re The Unforgiven
5. What do Metallica fans say […]
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